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 Bad School Music Assembly ALIVE062 TWISTED JUKEBOX    ALIVE

Bad School Music Assembly

10 out of 10 for effort in these wonky renditions of traditional songs and hymns performed by an out of tune, poorly timed and screechy School Orchestra.
  • 1. MORNING HAS BROKEN 00:02:02 A WELL-KNOWN HYMN PERFORMED BY SCREECHING SCRATCHY STRINGS AND SQUEAKY RECORDERS FORMING A QUESTIONABLY TUNED SCHOOL ORCHESTRA ACCOMPANIED BY A STEADY TEACHERS PIANO.

     

    16. MORNING HAS BROKEN (15 SECS EDIT) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT

     

    17. MORNING HAS BROKEN (15 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    14. MORNING HAS BROKEN (30 SECS EDIT) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT

     

    15. MORNING HAS BROKEN (30 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    12. MORNING HAS BROKEN (60 SECS EDIT) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT

     

    13. MORNING HAS BROKEN (60 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    11. MORNING HAS BROKEN (UNDERSCORE) 00:02:02 UNDERSCORE

    BPM
    112
    Tempo
    Medium Slow
    Genre
    classical
    Mood
    bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty
    Instruments
    Bass Guitar, Double Bass, Strings, Solo Violin, String Quartet, Recorder
     
     
    Label
    TWISTED JUKEBOX
    Sub-label
    ALIVE
    Album
    Bad School Music Assembly
    Album code
    ALIVE062
    Year
    25
    Composers
    Martin Nicholas Gratton
    Publishers
    Alive
    ISRC code
    UK4UL2302399
    Tags
    hymn, morning, teacher, school, orchestra, religious, piano, assembly, recital, bad, out of tune, classical, bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty, family, comedy, kids, children, animation, cartoon, instrumental, noisy, screechy, nursery, daytime tv, reality tv, light entertainment, celebratory
  • 2. FRERE JACQUES 00:02:08 AN AMATEUR SCHOOL ENSEMBLE OF RECORDERS PLAYS THIS WELL-KNOWN NURSERY RHYME WITH SUPPORTIVE PIANO AND SPORADIC PERCUSSION.

     

    23. FRERE JACQUES (15 SECS EDIT) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT

     

    24. FRERE JACQUES (15 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    21. FRERE JACQUES (30 SECS EDIT) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT

     

    22. FRERE JACQUES (30 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    19. FRERE JACQUES (60 SECS EDIT) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT

     

    20. FRERE JACQUES (60 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    18. FRERE JACQUES (UNDERSCORE) 00:02:08 UNDERSCORE

    BPM
    110
    Tempo
    Medium Slow
    Genre
    classical
    Mood
    bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty
    Instruments
    Brass Section, Piano, Triangle, Recorder
     
     
    Label
    TWISTED JUKEBOX
    Sub-label
    ALIVE
    Album
    Bad School Music Assembly
    Album code
    ALIVE062
    Year
    25
    Composers
    Martin Nicholas Gratton
    Publishers
    Alive
    ISRC code
    UK4UL2302400
    Tags
    french, school, nursery rhyme, amateur, orchestra, teacher, ensemble, recorder, assembly, bad, out of tune, classical, bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty, family, comedy, kids, children, animation, cartoon, instrumental, noisy, silly, screechy, nursery, daytime tv, reality tv, light entertainment
  • 3. THIS OLD MAN 00:01:21 IT'S THE EFFORT THAT COUNTS...A CHARMINGLY AWFUL RENDITION OF THIS FAMOUS NURSERY RHYME PLAYED BY AN AMATEUR AND BADLY TIMED SCHOOL BAND.

     

    30. THIS OLD MAN (15 SECS EDIT) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT

     

    31. THIS OLD MAN (15 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    28. THIS OLD MAN (30 SECS EDIT) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT

     

    29. THIS OLD MAN (30 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    26. THIS OLD MAN (60 SECS EDIT) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT

     

    27. THIS OLD MAN (60 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    25. THIS OLD MAN (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:21 UNDERSCORE

    BPM
    120
    Tempo
    Medium
    Genre
    classical
    Mood
    bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty, energetic
    Instruments
    Bass Guitar, Double Bass, Piano, Triangle, Guitar, Acoustic Guitar, Recorder
     
     
    Label
    TWISTED JUKEBOX
    Sub-label
    ALIVE
    Album
    Bad School Music Assembly
    Album code
    ALIVE062
    Year
    25
    Composers
    Martin Nicholas Gratton
    Publishers
    Alive
    ISRC code
    UK4UL2302401
    Tags
    traditional, folk, school, nursery rhyme, recorder, amateur, band, ensemble, assembly, bad, out of tune, classical, bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty, energetic, family, comedy, kids, children, animation, cartoon, instrumental, noisy, screechy, nursery, daytime tv, reality tv, light entertainment
  • 4. PACHELBEL'S CANON 00:01:59 A SLOW & DRAB VERSION OF THIS CLASSICAL PIECE PERFORMED BY THE OUT OF TUNE AND POORLY TIMED SCHOOL ORCHESTRA. SLIGHTLY PAINFUL BUT DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THE LITTLE DEARS.

     

    37. PACHELBEL'S CANON (15 SECS EDIT) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT

     

    38. PACHELBEL'S CANON (15 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    35. PACHELBEL'S CANON (30 SECS EDIT) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT

     

    36. PACHELBEL'S CANON (30 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    33. PACHELBEL'S CANON (60 SECS EDIT) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT

     

    34. PACHELBEL'S CANON (60 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    32. PACHELBEL'S CANON (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:59 UNDERSCORE

    BPM
    60
    Tempo
    Slow
    Genre
    classical
    Mood
    bleak, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty, contemplative
    Instruments
    Brass Section, Piano, Strings, Solo Violin, String Quartet, Recorder
     
     
    Label
    TWISTED JUKEBOX
    Sub-label
    ALIVE
    Album
    Bad School Music Assembly
    Album code
    ALIVE062
    Year
    25
    Composers
    Martin Nicholas Gratton
    Publishers
    Alive
    ISRC code
    UK4UL2302402
    Tags
    classic, recorder, piano, teaching, music, learning, drab, woeful, school, orchestra, assembly, recital, bad, out of tune, classical, bleak, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty, contemplative, family, comedy, kids, children, animation, cartoon, instrumental, noisy, screechy, nursery, daytime tv, reality tv, light entertainment
  • 5. ODE TO JOY 00:01:42 MERITS FOR TRYING. A CLASSICAL PIECE PERFORMED BY SCHOOL KIDS LED BY RECORDERS AND SUPPORTED BY OUT OF TUNE YET CONFIDENT SCHOOL ORCHESTRA.

     

    44. ODE TO JOY (15 SECS EDIT) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT

     

    45. ODE TO JOY (15 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    42. ODE TO JOY (30 SECS EDIT) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT

     

    43. ODE TO JOY (30 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    40. ODE TO JOY (60 SECS EDIT) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT

     

    41. ODE TO JOY (60 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    39. ODE TO JOY (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:42 UNDERSCORE

    BPM
    120
    Tempo
    Medium
    Genre
    classical
    Mood
    bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty
    Instruments
    Bass Guitar, Double Bass, Brass Section, Ukulele, Strings, Solo Violin, String Quartet, Recorder
     
     
    Label
    TWISTED JUKEBOX
    Sub-label
    ALIVE
    Album
    Bad School Music Assembly
    Album code
    ALIVE062
    Year
    25
    Composers
    Martin Nicholas Gratton
    Publishers
    Alive
    ISRC code
    UK4UL2302403
    Tags
    classic, recorders, brass, school, stately, school orchestra, bad, assembly, recital, out of tune, classical, bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty, family, comedy, kids, children, animation, cartoon, instrumental, noisy, silly, screechy, nursery, daytime tv, reality tv, light entertainment
  • 6. THREE BLIND MICE 00:01:13 THESE MICE WISHING THEY WERE DEAF...A TRADITIONAL FOLK PIECE PERFORMED BY AN OUT OF TUNE AND TERRIBLY TIMED SCHOOL ORCHESTRA.

     

    51. THREE BLIND MICE (15 SECS EDIT) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT

     

    52. THREE BLIND MICE (15 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    49. THREE BLIND MICE (30 SECS EDIT) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT

     

    50. THREE BLIND MICE (30 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    47. THREE BLIND MICE (60 SECS EDIT) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT

     

    48. THREE BLIND MICE (60 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    46. THREE BLIND MICE (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:13 UNDERSCORE

    BPM
    84
    Tempo
    Slow
    Genre
    classical
    Mood
    bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty
    Instruments
    Bass Guitar, Double Bass, Brass Section, Piano, Triangle, Recorder
     
     
    Label
    TWISTED JUKEBOX
    Sub-label
    ALIVE
    Album
    Bad School Music Assembly
    Album code
    ALIVE062
    Year
    25
    Composers
    Martin Nicholas Gratton
    Publishers
    Alive
    ISRC code
    UK4UL2302404
    Tags
    traditional, folk, school, nursery rhyme, out of tune, bad, school, orchestra, assembly, recital, classical, bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty, family, comedy, kids, children, animation, cartoon, instrumental, noisy, silly, screechy, nursery, daytime tv, reality tv, light entertainment
  • 7. LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY 00:01:34 A PROUD BRITISH CLASSIC PLAYED POORLY AT THE SCHOOL MUSIC ASSEMBLY FEATURING PAINFULLY SCREECHY STRINGS AND SUPPORTED BY PIANO.

     

    58. LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY (15 SECS EDIT) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT

     

    59. LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY (15 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    56. LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY (30 SECS EDIT) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT

     

    57. LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY (30 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    54. LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY (60 SECS EDIT) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT

     

    55. LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY (60 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    53. LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:34 UNDERSCORE

    BPM
    114
    Tempo
    Medium Slow
    Genre
    classical
    Mood
    bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty, proud
    Instruments
    Bass Guitar, Double Bass, Triangle, Strings, Solo Violin, Recorder
     
     
    Label
    TWISTED JUKEBOX
    Sub-label
    ALIVE
    Album
    Bad School Music Assembly
    Album code
    ALIVE062
    Year
    25
    Composers
    Martin Nicholas Gratton
    Publishers
    Alive
    ISRC code
    UK4UL2302405
    Tags
    british, classic, school, piano, recorder, violins, out of tune, bad, assembly, recital, terrible, classical, bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty, proud, family, comedy, kids, children, animation, cartoon, instrumental, noisy, screechy, nursery, daytime tv, reality tv, light entertainment
  • 8. WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE 00:01:40 A FAST & EXCITING WELL-KNOWN CLASSICAL PIECE PERFORMED AND PLAYED BY A BAD SCHOOL BAND LED BY PIERCING OUT OF TUNE RECORDERS AND TRIANGLES.

     

    65. WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE (15 SECS EDIT) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT

     

    66. WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE (15 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    63. WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE (30 SECS EDIT) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT

     

    64. WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE (30 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    61. WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE (60 SECS EDIT) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT

     

    62. WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE (60 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    60. WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:40 UNDERSCORE

    BPM
    100
    Tempo
    Medium Slow
    Genre
    classical
    Mood
    bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty
    Instruments
    Bass Guitar, Double Bass, Brass Section, Piano, Triangle, Recorder
     
     
    Label
    TWISTED JUKEBOX
    Sub-label
    ALIVE
    Album
    Bad School Music Assembly
    Album code
    ALIVE062
    Year
    25
    Composers
    Martin Nicholas Gratton
    Publishers
    Alive
    ISRC code
    UK4UL2302406
    Tags
    opera, school, historical, fast, rhythmic, assembly, recital, bad, out of tune, band, orchestra, recorder, classical, bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty, family, comedy, kids, children, animation, cartoon, instrumental, noisy, screechy, nursery, daytime tv, reality tv, light entertainment
  • 9. HABANERA FROM CARMEN 00:01:58 A OPERATIC CLASSIC PERFORMED BY AN OUT OF TUNE AND TERRIBLY TIMED SCHOOL BAND. WELL DONE BUT MAYBE A LITTLE MORE PRACTICE NEXT TIME.

     

    72. HABANERA FROM CARMEN (15 SECS EDIT) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT

     

    73. HABANERA FROM CARMEN (15 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    70. HABANERA FROM CARMEN (30 SECS EDIT) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT

     

    71. HABANERA FROM CARMEN (30 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    68. HABANERA FROM CARMEN (60 SECS EDIT) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT

     

    69. HABANERA FROM CARMEN (60 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    67. HABANERA FROM CARMEN (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:58 UNDERSCORE

    BPM
    100
    Tempo
    Medium Slow
    Genre
    classical
    Mood
    bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty
    Instruments
    Double Bass, Brass Section, Piano, Triangle, Mandolin, Recorder
     
     
    Label
    TWISTED JUKEBOX
    Sub-label
    ALIVE
    Album
    Bad School Music Assembly
    Album code
    ALIVE062
    Year
    25
    Composers
    Martin Nicholas Gratton
    Publishers
    Alive
    ISRC code
    UK4UL2302407
    Tags
    opera, school, noisy, out of tune, orchestra, classic, band, assembly, recital, learning, classical, bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty, family, comedy, kids, children, animation, cartoon, instrumental, screechy, nursery, daytime tv, reality tv, light entertainment
  • 10. MICHAEL ROW THE BOAT ASHORE 00:01:30 A TRADITIONAL FOLK TRACK PERFORMED BY A SCHOOL ORCHESTRA UNFORTUNATELY THEY'RE TERRIBLY OUT OF TUNE AND HAVE EVEN WORSE TIMING.

     

    79. MICHAEL ROW THE BOAT ASHORE (15 SECS EDIT) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT

     

    80. MICHAEL ROW THE BOAT ASHORE (15 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    77. MICHAEL ROW THE BOAT ASHORE (30 SECS EDIT) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT

     

    78. MICHAEL ROW THE BOAT ASHORE (30 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    75. MICHAEL ROW THE BOAT ASHORE (60 SECS EDIT) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT

     

    76. MICHAEL ROW THE BOAT ASHORE (60 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

     

    74. MICHAEL ROW THE BOAT ASHORE (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:30 UNDERSCORE

    BPM
    114
    Tempo
    Medium Slow
    Genre
    classical
    Mood
    bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty
    Instruments
    Bass Guitar, Double Bass, Piano, Triangle, Strings, Solo Violin, String Quartet, Recorder
     
     
    Label
    TWISTED JUKEBOX
    Sub-label
    ALIVE
    Album
    Bad School Music Assembly
    Album code
    ALIVE062
    Year
    25
    Composers
    Martin Nicholas Gratton
    Publishers
    Alive
    ISRC code
    UK4UL2302408
    Tags
    traditional, folk, school, orchestra, learning, out of tune, bad, school, orchestra, assembly, recital, classical, bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty, family, comedy, kids, children, animation, cartoon, instrumental, noisy, silly, screechy, nursery, daytime tv, reality tv, light entertainment
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